Comprehension

Wyatt gave me an unsolicited explanation of exactly how we are going to get Jaxson out of my belly.

"You gonna go and lay down in bed. Den you gonna get sick. Den da daator gonna come and he gonna take my baby out da you belly. Den he be born!"


Amazingness. I am not sure exactly how he knows this, maybe I told him at one point? Maybe he has been secretly watching TLC's a Baby Story? It is so funny how they can comprehend certain parts of life and then recess completely into baby land. Case in point: Right after he gave me the low down on the birthing process he told me that Daddy was, "Gonna come and poop on our faces and den we gonna get him wif poo-poo ice cream in da face!" We are really into poo-poo or ca-ca ice cream lately. We are also really into saying things like, "I so mad at choo. Yook at me. Yook at my face. You see dis?" as he makes his best mad face which actually looks like he is trying to squint his eyes and instead ends up squishing his whole face- not quite the effect he was going for I am sure, but once he perfects it, watch out!