Wyattisms

Wyatt- "Mama? I am going to grow up. Dada said he don't want me grow up. Why?"

Me: "When you grow up you will move out of our house and start your own family. Mommy and Daddy will miss you so much, we want to keep you small."

Wyatt- "When I get bigger you and Dada gonna be two. You live wif me!"

Me- "Mommy and Daddy don't get younger sweety, we get older too. We won't be two when you move out."

Wyatt- "You get bigger and bigger too?"

Me- "Yeah."

Wyatt- "And me too get bigger and bigger?" (pause, thinking it over) "Den I get too big and I gonna crack da ceiling! And be too big for da bed and too big for my orange juice?!?!"