Dear Children,

I love you both dearly, but could you, for my sanity, coordinate your sleeping schedules? Oh, almost-three year old, could you not come into my room screaming and crying that you want juice right after I get your brother asleep after a three hour stint of early morning wakefulness? And little baby, could you try to push your 5 am wake up call back to 7 am when your brother typically wakes up from a wet bed? As it currently stands I am the only member of the house awake because you have all managed to nestle back into bed with clouds of slumber swirling around your heads- only after I have had 2 cups of coffee! You are lucky you are both adorable beyond words....